Who and What Are Bubba Beach Folks?

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Beach Bubba (beech buh-buh) noun, pronoun, term of endearment, or veiled insult; beach going bohemian redneckians with sand permanently stuck between their toes

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1). A term used to describe a population of exceptionally laid back Jimmy Buffet type individuals who spend an inordinate period of time at a beach (bar).

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2). People who find themselves planning their next trip to the beach before they even leave from their current beach day.

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3). A way of looking at life and the never ending pursuit of suntans, fried seafood, and cold beer from an "at the beach" perspective that borders on the spiritual.

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4). Well-tanned beach bohemians and wave riders, many of whom operate over priced SUV’s, motorcycles or pickup trucks with an overload of beach chairs, surfboards, and coolers strapped in a decidedly unsafe manner on or about their vehicles.

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5). Beach addicts who consider themselves to be professional tanners .. for whom the smell of tanning lotion is sweet perfume.

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6). A large population of unhappy, restless inlanders who view the home they live in as temporary… because there is no beach!

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7). A lost tribe of sand encrusted people, often who's favorite pair of shoes are barely serviceable flip-flops, who can never get a need for being “at the beach” out of their system, and who think Tommy Bahama is a real person.

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8). Beach loving redneckians who believe that it’s a religious requirement for a holy pilgrimage to the Myrtle Beach Margaritaville gift shop at least once in a lifetime.